Trump scandal by the numbers: Probability Russian intelligence knowing a powerful US businessman with political aspirations is visiting, tries to set said businessman up with incriminating/embarrassing leverage. 100% Probability that a serial philanderer, sexual assaulter, and pussy grabber in chief, goes to Moscow for Ms Universe, surrounded by beautiful women without wife, accepts advances of high priced Russian call girls. 99.99% Certainty of CIA, NSA, FBI that Russia interfered in our elections expressly to get their preferred candidate Donald Trump elected. 100% Likelihood Don Jr. and other campaign staff would share important info like knowing the Russian government was actively helping their campaign with noted micro-manager Donald Trump. 99.99% Probability Russia would seek to turn or further ensnare their preferred candidate by getting them to collude with their election interference. 100% Chances Russian psychological operations and hacking teams would identify voter book and micro-targeting data as key tool Trump campaign could provide. 100% Chances Russians somehow got that data. 100% Likelihood born-on-third idiot son, son in-law, and/or wildly corrupt Paul Manafort assist Russians with voter targeting data and mailing lists. 99.99% Federal grand juries that return an indictment. 99.99%
Seems about right.